A Dead Phone.
The Framer has a friend that for purposes of this blog we will refer to as John Claude.
John Claude hates technology.
He gets on his soap box periodically to wage his "one man war" against all of the following:
Credit cards
Debit cards, ATM Machines & Electronic Banking
Automatic payments of any kind
Automatic payroll deposits: "Not going to happen in his lifetime"!
Computers, in general.
DVDs. He had a perfectly good VCR that is now obsolete. They will go without watching any more movies at their house as he's not buying a DVD player. He's just not going to do it!
The conversion of television broadcasting from the analog to digital. TVs all still work and he's not going to hook up a converter (even if they do give out coupons). They'll just listen to the radio. And, it won't be satelite XM radio either!
It hasn't been easy for John Claude to adapt to mobile communication technology and if it wasn't necessary for his work, he wouldn't even carry a cell phone. However, he had gotten use to the three year old phone he was carrying with 250+ numbers programmed into it. And then about ten days ago, John Claude's world fell apart. He dropped his cell phone into his cup of coffee.
The cellular store couldn't get it powered back up and all the phone numbers were lost. Worse yet, he had to replace it with a more modern phone and has had to learn how to operate it. He worked for days to locate and reload lost phone numbers. He still owned his previous cell and was able to retrieve some data from that phone. Some numbers were lost forever. Hates the new phone, too. He is now planning on buying yet another back up phone and have it pre-loaded, in case there is another coffee incident.
The Framer and I suggested instead of buying another phone he could simply upload his contacts into Microsoft Outlook for backup. That went over like a lead balloon. Upload, download, nothing but "overload"!!! Remember, John Claude has no time for computers either. And, if he needs something from the internet he has the Framer get him the information. The Framer's computer skills are nothing to brag about either but he can at least "find" the internet!
No matter how hard he fights it, it's a war he can't win but no one can even come close to convincing him otherwise. It's all tremendously funny and very, very entertaining! We laugh so hard our sides ache.
Side note: John Claude is also boycotting the Wal Mart store. That's a different topic and another post for another day.