The Framer's 5 Best Ideas for the Quilter:
- Buy a nice card from Walgreens. Or, just send an e-mail. (Boring. Come-on, Framer, you can do better than that!)
- Take the Quilter's vehicle in for an oil change and also run it through the Touchless Car Wash. (It does need it!)
- Fix a nice dinner for the Quilter. Menu limited to either "chili" or "goulash". (The Framer likes to stay within his culinary comfort zone)
- Clean the house! (WOW! Is he serious? If this includes "dusting", no woman in America would turn up their nose on this one!)
- Clean out his coat closet and get rid of a few things (Not sure how this benefits anyone beyond the Framer. The Framer definitely reached his quota for good ideas with #4!)
The Quilter's 5 Best Ideas for the Framer:
- Pay to have the Framer's vehicle cleaned and detailed on "the inside". Not sure if they require me to provide the shovel!
- Conduct a basic "How To" computer class for the Framer. Class will emphasis "how" not to indiscriminately change computer settings and delete things you do not understand. The general theme will be, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
- Agree to do some mending for the Framer. (I will regret this one. No, Mr. Framer, mending does not include reconstructing and shortening 5 pairs of pants. They do, in fact, sell your waist/inseam size!)
- Pick up a nice carry-out meal on my way home from work. The Framer gets to pick the type of cuisine.
- Help the Framer clean out his coat closet by bagging up those items he needs to donate to Goodwill (I, like the Framer, reached my good idea quota at #4).
Stay tuned.
What do you think will actually happen on Valentine's Day at Sydney's Place?
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